Holy Shit

Danish Locker Room Talk

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HOLY SHIT – Danish Locker Room Talk

If the ‚brown debaters‘ are still the most preferred representatives on the bestseller list, it is possible, that this work is contesting position status. In the best gospel style, it is Achmed Ezra, one of the twelve disciples, who ask questions.

However, fiction is stated loud and clear.

The formerly successful architect Achmed, sitting years after the financial crisis, evaluating the result of his arrogant approaches to architecture and the industry, at a silence retreat with five other anonymous Danes in the Sahara Desert. Only wearing necessities such as food and water, paper and pencil will the participants be forced to self-examine in deep silence! Communication is shortened to short periods a few times a day. The exercises are many. Mental and physical. Nothing is sacred, even if freedom of speech seems threatened!

‚One in three is not the biological father‘, statistics in the country report! The behavior of corporate princes for several decades, lives on in the best of success for generations after Frederick IX in the suburbs of the Capital of Culture. And long before the arranged marriage to the cousin in Sweden, our Muslim brotherland. ‚We are all places!‘ Queen Ingrid as she only looked at her shoes for the past few years with a bow head!

The purpose is to entertain with an alternative cultural understanding guide for refugees and immigrants, who come to Denmark. Achmed is being challenged everywhere from his surroundings, which he is told to describe! The proud Palestinian tries to follow the advice of his good friends, who range from the guide in God’s language – Silence! And the gay humanist with royal blood, flushes his genetically predisposed behavior across his relationships, and continues in this translation from the ‚New Testament‘, including Joseph, who has almost lived a monastic family life with his Catholic Mary.

This book follows the characters‘ journey to a more solid human being in their self-exploration in the wilderness, where they meet in the short periods and have conversations! Sometimes they seem to hallucinate and comment on something, which is undeniable.
They have no digital remedies in the desert! And the ten days as a starting point, were from the beginning relative!

Extracts:

KING OF DENMARK:
But yesterday I got so much cock – three big dicks – three guys in their forties, that finally I could barely stand on my knees!! I think, it lasted for 50 minutes!!

Are you nuts!?